has anyone ever torrented a record because they are too lazy to go and get the same cd they actually bought and own and rip it into itunes? omg so lazy

I worry for my sanity. #weird #weirdo #geek #geekglasses #floral #lipstick #makeup #motd #lol #haha #silly #fail #sillyface #idiot #orangehair #ginger #oops #facepaint #smudge
yay

today i don’t feel like i want to rip someones face off as much. so thats good. thanks ovaries. i’m gunna pick my nephew up from school, do a bit of food shopping and hope it doesn’t turn into make up shopping.

haha oh man.

I just found out who created a fake profile and pretty much bullied me over the course of about a week telling me to lose weight and that i’m fat, and ugly, and have bad skin, and so much more horrible things. needless to say i’m pretty angry right now but also extremely amused.

miaow. new shirt.
Definition of true love
Me: "Would you still love me if I accidentally poo'd in bed?"
Jordan: "I would still love you if you poo'd on my head"

scrolling on tumblr and telling yourself “i’ll have a shower in 5 minutes”

2 hours later…

aghh

does anyone else find it kinda annoying when people start their bio’s like… model, actress, artist, make up artist, photographer, musician, EVERY OCCUPATION EVER IS WHAT I AM and so on. like that’s the most important thing they have to say about themselves? also half the time they are so not  what they describe theirselves as. haha. anyway i should stop being an angry bitch. mine would be weirdo, fangirl, ginge, lazy bitch, barmaid, procrastinator, wimp 

just broke mine and my boyfriends bed

i wish i could say it was sexual but i literally just fell back on it. what a fat fuck

(Source: olibomb)