y has typiNG LIKE THIS become so cool and like saying like all time and ~~~*doing this*~~~

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i am an alien.

i have a stupid weird growth thing in my mouth, like a flap of skin (i know, gross) it’s been here since i was a kid and i’ll forget i even have it for about 3 years at a time and then remember again but i keep catching it on my teeth and it’s so painful right now, it hurts to talk and smile and eat and brushing my teeth is a bitch. 

so yeah i look like shit but I have to go out and get some bonjela or something uwwwwwww. i swear im the only person in the world with one of these. people get so freaked out when i show them. gunna have to get it lanced off or something.

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Okay seriously, someone please help me?

so if you check out my earlier posts you will see that some weirdo was trying to get me to ‘rate his dick’ by asking me to check out his blog… which was then a full page of photos of his penis, then he wouldn’t leave me alone and kept sending me asks begging me to give my opinion on his penis, and now he is submitting photos of his penis to my inbox. it was funny at first and if he left me alone I would of just laughed it off but now i’m getting pissed off. so can i report him and block him or something?

I hate being one of those snobby tell tales but i just think its really creepy now. i’m creeped out and this guy is fuckin weird and shouldn’t be on the internet.

you picked the wrong night to piss me off you creep.

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I have the weirdest music taste. One second I’m listening to Slipknot and then the next I’m listening to The Saturdays…

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